1 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:10,280 We want a stadium. We need a stadium. 2 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:15,519 Tasmanians have had a bloody gutful over your stadium 3 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,479 and you can stick it up your bum! 4 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,400 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,010 MALE VOICE CHOIR (SINGS) we've got Cradle Mountain 6 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,080 7 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,119 8 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,639 9 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,079 10 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,679 We've got a museum in a football club song. 11 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,559 Do we have to have a team song? 12 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,039 Well, I expect we'll win a game eventually, Destiny. 13 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,079 Yeah, but why do we have them? We're not Welsh coal miners. 14 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,319 What do you expect the players to do after a win, then? 15 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,799 I don't know but I don't expect athletes to sing. 16 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,319 After the 100m, 17 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,159 I don't expect Usain Bolt to break into a rendition of Nessun Dorma. 18 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,119 It's about bonding. It's about celebration. 19 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,199 (PHONE BLEEPS) Ooh, Alastair - Facetime. 20 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,079 No, no, no, no. Can we not do that now, please? 21 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,199 Thank you, Jameson. Uh, Hugh, Destiny. I won't keep you long. 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,839 I know you've got a lot to do, 23 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,919 because you've certainly done fuck-all so far. 24 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,119 Have you got the club song yet? No but we're about... 25 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,199 God almighty! How hard is it to write a football club song? 26 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,399 Impossible, judging by the existing ones. 27 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,119 If you can't deliver a bloody song on time, 28 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,199 how are you going to go with a multi-purpose stadium? 29 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,759 Just on that, Alastair - 30 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,239 why do we have to build a stadium to get a team? 31 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,479 Because you can't have one without the other. 32 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,319 Yeah but why not? Because they're inextricably linked. 33 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:41,440 Yeah, I do understand that concept. I'm asking why. 34 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,279 Because. 35 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,639 Yeah, I mean, I find that a compelling argument, Alastair. 36 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,919 I just don't know if they're really buying it down here. 37 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,599 Well, when you're running the AFL, Hugh... 38 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,359 (LAUGHS) 39 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,959 God, that's a funny idea. 40 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,799 ..you can mount your own argument. 41 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,399 Look, the club presidents want to see some progress, 42 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,119 so pick up the pace. 43 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,600 I need a song and a mascot by yesterday. 44 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:12,399 Hey, I've gotta build a club and a $715 million stadium here. 45 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,879 It's $745 million now. Whatever. 46 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,239 Can you just get on board with all this stuff? 47 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,119 Oh, maybe I should just transfer you 48 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,479 the state government's $375 million now, 49 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,279 so you can spend the taxpayers' money any way you see fit. 50 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,520 You say that like it would be inappropriate. 51 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,599 Hence why we have chosen three couples 52 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,679 from three very different suburbs. 53 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,839 We want a broad cross-section of views. 54 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,479 Do we still get paid, 55 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:46,159 even if we don't know anything about the football? 56 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,159 Uh...yes. What if we slag off the AFL? 57 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,959 Same fee? Yes, yes. 58 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:55,159 There's no loading for sucking up. So, we need a club motto. 59 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,519 To give you an example, the GWS Giants used, 60 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,599 "Think big, live big, play big." 61 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,799 So, thinking about Tasmania 62 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,879 and what image the club might want to project, 63 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,680 what sort of motto do you think might work well? 64 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:13,720 Anyone? 65 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,600 Uh, Jun. 66 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,839 Train to win? Great. 67 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,279 Someone else. 68 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,999 Well, what about, 69 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,240 "Finally, after all these years, we're in like Flynn." 70 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,079 Thank you, Oliver. 71 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:36,199 So equating Tassie entering the AFL with Errol Flynn entering a woman. 72 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,399 OK. 73 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,519 Well, it kind of ruins it when you explain it. 74 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,199 Sorry, I thought...I just thought not everyone would be familiar 75 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,399 with the expression and who Flynn was. 76 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,439 He was a root-rat. Yes. 77 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,559 My mistake. Any other thoughts? 78 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,119 When do we get paid? 79 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,199 Straight afterwards. 80 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,359 Uh, Evelyn, do you have any thoughts on a motto? 81 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,119 What about, "Prioritising your taxes inappropriately." 82 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,159 Oh! Here we go. 83 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,159 What's your problem? Well, if you must know... 84 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,799 Actually, you know what? 85 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,559 We're going to move on, 86 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:10,079 because we are also wanting to canvass nicknames for the club. 87 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,439 Well, it's got to be the Tassie Devils, doesn't it? 88 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,439 Yeah. What about the Tassie Mutton Birds? 89 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,759 The Tassie Mutton Birds. Yes. Of course. 90 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,719 It doesn't have to be an animal, though. 91 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,999 What about the Tassie Homeless? (OTHERS MUTTER) 92 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,039 What about the Tassie Woke Anti-everything Protesters? 93 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,239 Yeah. The Wet fucking Blankets. Are you calling me a wet blanket? 94 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,719 Yes, mate, I am. You and your missus. 95 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,639 Don't you talk about my family! 96 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,399 Oh, sit down, you snowflake! 97 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,599 What's all that about? (ANGRY SHOUTING) 98 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,759 Uh...Adam? Yes. 99 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,359 Are you the mascot? 100 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,399 Yes. Amazing. 101 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:51,199 Uh, Hugh Shen, CEO. Hi. 102 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,599 And Destiny Pitt, COO. Nice to meet you. 103 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,239 Thank you. 104 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,559 And I am, of course, Adam the Apple 105 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,280 from the Apple Isle. 106 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,830 (CHUCKLES) You're not quite all there, are you? 107 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,559 That's right! 108 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:10,199 Some poor sod's taken a bite, only to discover Willie the worm. 109 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,039 Oh, that's what that is. 110 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,959 Look, I think we've seen enough, haven't we? 111 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,559 Absolutely. Yeah. 112 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,919 Not sure a piece of diseased fruit ticks all the boxes 113 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,759 but thank you so much for your time. 114 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:23,559 Jameson, would you please show Adam the Apple...Donnie the Door? 115 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,559 Alright. (SIGHS) 116 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,119 Sorry, mate, but, um...yeah, thanks for coming in. 117 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,799 Was it the worm? No! Love the worm. 118 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,399 More, um... 119 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,879 the whole concept, I reckon. 120 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,679 Well, that's something to work on. 121 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,479 That's really helpful feedback. Thank you. 122 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,159 Amazing. (LIFT BELL DINGS) 123 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,319 Anyway, your mates at the AFL 124 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:47,319 are the ones saying we have to build a stadium or there's no team. 125 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,839 What if there's a change of government? 126 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,199 They decide, like half of Tasmania, 127 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,599 there are more important things to spend that money on. 128 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,239 That's why we need to crack on, 129 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,319 so it's all too far advanced for them to kibosh it. 130 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,239 Jameson, you've got to screen out the real nutters. 131 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,359 I am. I said no to Clayton the Clean Air. 132 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,959 Clean Air? How do you make a costume for that? 133 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,559 He said you can't. 134 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,720 He was just gonna do it nude. 135 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,160 That's it! 136 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:25,399 Jameson. 137 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,959 Listen, I need your help. 138 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,599 Destiny knows nothing about football, OK? 139 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,879 You want me to try and explain it to her? 140 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,399 Please don't. Cool. 141 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,999 The state government's put her here 142 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,399 so they can say they're monitoring how their investment's been spent. 143 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,799 Oh, yeah. I think she's up to no good. 144 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,359 Me too - are you thinking some elaborate scam 145 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,679 where she siphons money into an offshore account? 146 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,799 No. No. 147 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,999 Look, this project is of monumental importance, alright? 148 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,439 Oh, yeah. It's huge for Tasmania. 149 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,399 That - plus, if I pull it off, 150 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,679 I can make a very good case to be the AFL's next CEO. 151 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,319 If I fuck it up, I'll end up head of umpiring. 152 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,319 My worry is Destiny's trying to sabotage it. 153 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,799 Me too. 154 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,399 Maybe Launceston's behind it. 155 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,359 This north-south rivalry down here's vicious. 156 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,759 It's like the Troubles in Ireland. Yeah. 157 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,439 Yeah, it's exactly the same. 158 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,759 So, see what you can find out about her. 159 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,799 See if she's got wealthy connections up there 160 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:20,050 and just generally keep me apprised of her machinations, yeah? 161 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,719 You... 162 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,920 Tell me what she's up to. Yeah. Yes. 163 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,200 OK. 164 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,239 Uh, Jameson, can I, um... 165 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,879 can I take you into my confidence? 166 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,719 100%. Everybody does. Cool. 167 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,119 Yeah. 168 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,999 Bronwyn in Pay told me yesterday, in confidence, 169 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,350 that she just applied for a job with Raw Energy. 170 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,479 Well, Hugh - and disclaimer, I don't know the guy - 171 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,479 but I'm not sure he has any regard 172 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,119 for the principles of good governance 173 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,280 or socially aware business practices. 174 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,039 Yeah, I picked up on that. 175 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,679 Now, the Premier has put me here 176 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,599 to be accountable for every dollar spent, 177 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,159 so you can see the importance of this. 178 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,879 100%. It's a huge thing for Tassie. 179 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,799 Yeah, that - and also it will be career defining for me. 180 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,679 So on behalf of the government I need you to keep an eye on him 181 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,479 and just let me know what he's doing. 182 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,479 Keep you apprised of his machinations. 183 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,959 Exactly. 184 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,840 And we never had this conversation. 185 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,239 So you don't want me to do it? 186 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,959 Do it - but don't tell Hugh we had this conversation. 187 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,039 Yeah. Amazing. Amazing. 188 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,000 Yep. Yeah. 189 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,159 Good afternoon. Hi. 190 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,319 OK. Are we good to go? 191 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,639 Yes. 192 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:41,359 Well, Jane, welcome to Tasmania's Got Talent. 193 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,010 Oh, I doubt we'd degrade ourselves to appear on that. 194 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,320 No. (CHUCKLES) No. Well, I just made it up, so... 195 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:53,359 Anyway, the floor is yours, Jane. 196 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,599 Blow our minds. 197 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,639 OK, ladies. Stay with me, Helene. (INHALES) 198 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,079 (WOMEN SING OPERATICALLY) 199 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,759 200 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,679 Tassie boys 201 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,479 202 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,199 203 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,159 short person 204 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,239 and fight like dogs 205 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,559 by with old-growth logs 206 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,919 that wins the game 207 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,999 208 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,039 209 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:32,599 (HOLDS NOTES) 210 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:36,719 Taking all the knocks 211 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,839 The state without a fox 212 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,639 213 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:50,280 214 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,240 (LAUGHS) 215 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,639 Extraordinary. Thank you. 216 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,119 Please take a seat. 217 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,919 They'll stand. 218 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,959 Oh, so beautiful. JANE: Thank you. 219 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,919 It was. Thank you. 220 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,959 First thoughts - and I don't know if you've considered this 221 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:15,279 but do you think that footballers would be able to sing that? 222 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,119 Well, with respect, that's not really my problem. 223 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,479 I'm providing the material 224 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,359 and it's up to you and your football department 225 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,199 to provide the talent to execute it. 226 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,239 DESTINY: I mean, it would make us stand out from the pack 227 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,519 and it does align with our reputation 228 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,319 as being a home for the arts. 229 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,719 Mmm... 230 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,159 JANE: Are we not striving to be the best club in the competition? 231 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,999 I take your point. 232 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,599 It's just that I don't think an AFL club 233 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,799 is going to start drafting kids from the Vienna Boys' Choir. 234 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,119 The fans have to be able to sing it too. 235 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,599 Exactly right, Jameson. 236 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,079 To sing that, 237 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,199 we'd have to put every tattooed, tone-deaf footy-head in the state 238 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,799 through the Conservatorium of Music. 239 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,159 Alright. Let's go. 240 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,119 We're wasting our time here. 241 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,120 Thanks, Jane. Thanks. Thanks, everyone. 242 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:07,159 Do you know what it says on the Tasmanian number plate? 243 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,200 "Explore the possibilities." 244 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,920 Well, that rules that song out, then. 245 00:11:14,251 --> 00:11:18,599 Do you want to see another mascot try-out now? 246 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,599 She's come as Mickey Mount Wellington. 247 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,439 She's got a little cable car running up her arm and everything - 248 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,839 and it's detachable, if you're opposed to it. 249 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,199 For a start, we'd prefer the Aboriginal or Palawa name Kunanyi 250 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,839 to Mount Wellington. 251 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,440 I can ask if she's happy to change it to... 252 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,559 ..Barney Kunanyi. 253 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,920 If that's not disrespectful. 254 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,759 So, uh, Destiny, 255 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,199 you always lived in Hobart? 256 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,599 No. I went to school up north. (MICROWAVE BEEPS) 257 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,560 Really? Excuse me. 258 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,919 So, up north, eh? Right. OK. That'd be what? 259 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,119 Davenport, or, um... Launceston. 260 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,639 Excuse me. 261 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,280 Yeah. So, uh, Launie. 262 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:13,039 Launie. You, uh, still got any friends up there? 263 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,759 Good friends? 264 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:19,039 Um, yeah, I've got... got friends there. 265 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,799 Amazing. 'Scuse. 266 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,399 Yeah. Um... 267 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,079 So, powerful friends or, uh... 268 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,999 Hey, Hugh. Jameson. 269 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,400 Just talking to Destiny about her contacts in Launie. 270 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,039 What's...going on with you? 271 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,880 Don't mean to pry - just in general, work-wise... 272 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,999 Alastair called again. 273 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,879 He wants us to look outside Tasmania for a professional musician. 274 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,119 The government would prefer it's someone local. 275 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,239 Oh, why didn't I think of telling Alastair that? 276 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,199 Because you're intimidated by him. I am not. 277 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,079 What about Tim Minchin? He'd be alright. 278 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,239 Minchin. Is he a good fit? 279 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,359 Would he write a footy club song? 280 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,439 He wrote a song about Cardinal George Pell. 281 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,719 How's that relevant? 282 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,279 Pell was a good footballer in his day. Signed with Richmond. 283 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,999 Yeah, I don't think that song was about his football prowess, though. 284 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,839 It wasn't, "Up there, George Pell." 285 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,759 No, it was, "Come back, Cardinal Pell." 286 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,319 Yeah. Come back from the Vatican. 287 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,079 Not from being six goals down at half-time. 288 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,600 Excuse me. 289 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,600 Excuse me. Ooh. Yep. 290 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,039 And... Excuse me. 291 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,879 OK. Excuse me. 292 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,799 I'm really getting in the way. 293 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,760 Sorry. (MUMBLES) 294 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,280 (PHONE RINGS, BUZZES) 295 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,719 Hi, Alistair. Are you still at work? 296 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,839 Yep. Still here. Made any progress on sponsorships? 297 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,359 Sponsorships? Yeah. 298 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,879 I've got a couple of promising nibbles this week 299 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,559 that I'll follow up on, so... 300 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,399 Well, stitch them up! You should have made a few by now. 301 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,719 Well, the economy here is no good, mate. It's a bit tough. 302 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,679 Where are you with the location for the training and admin base? 303 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,639 Yeah. I'm just waiting on a couple of reports on that. 304 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,559 That needs to be happening now, Hugh. 305 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,399 Yeah, well, the councils are a nightmare. 306 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,239 Whose arse do you need to kiss? 307 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,759 I'm not sure yet. 308 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,759 Yeah, well, look into it and pucker up. 309 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,720 Make it a priority. Right. 310 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,719 You missing Melbourne? Yeah, I really am. 311 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,399 I don't know anyone down here and... 312 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,719 Yeah. OK. See ya. 313 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,560 OK. Oh! 314 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,199 What do you reckon, Merlot? 315 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,840 We're not gonna kiss any arse, are we? Hey? 316 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,799 I'm being set up to fail, aren't I? 317 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,880 Alistair's given me a poisoned chalice because I'm a threat. 318 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,920 A big threat, who might take his job. 319 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,480 Shouldn't have your dog in at work, Hugh. 320 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,919 Sales are up 9% for the quarter, 321 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,479 which we expect to get to double figures over the next six months. 322 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,679 So, whilst we're a relatively new player 323 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,399 in the salmon industry here, 324 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,119 our market penetration, 325 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:17,079 driven by our focus on world's best practice farming techniques, 326 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,839 delivering unsurpassed quality product, 327 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:24,799 is rapidly establishing us as, uh, if you'll pardon the pun, 328 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,360 a premier brand. 329 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,120 And you feed them chicken shit, don't you? 330 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,639 A component of poultry litter is involved. 331 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,239 And chemicals to make them orange. 332 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,119 We do use a synthetic colouring additive with no known health risks. 333 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,520 Mmm. Yum. 334 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:45,479 So you're looking to increase your exposure. 335 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,519 Oh! Fuck off. Excuse me? 336 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,519 The... Sorry. The wasabi. 337 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,679 Sorry. Oh, yes. That's quite hot. 338 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,639 (SPITS) And so is that tea. 339 00:15:55,640 --> 00:16:00,199 Yes, we absolutely are looking to increase our exposure, Hugh. 340 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,799 What I would love to see 341 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,479 is that we come on board as a major sponsor, 342 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,919 with an agreement to be the sole supplier 343 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,079 of fresh seafood to the venue, 344 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:12,399 because I see some synergies 345 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,399 between Salmania and our new AFL team 346 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,279 that could be of tremendous mutual benefit. 347 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,399 We're both new, Tassie, fresh, 348 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,239 determined to make it to number one. 349 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,639 They're not the only synergies, though, are they? 350 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,319 No, no I'm sure they're not. 351 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,599 Brian Noyce, one of our board members, 352 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,639 is also a director of your company, isn't he? 353 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:36,279 That's right - which provides a fantastic opportunity. 354 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,479 Or a conflict of interest. For both parties to benefit. Huh? 355 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,279 How is it a conflict if Brian wants his football club 356 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,679 to provide top-quality seafood produce to its customers, 357 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,759 and his company can provide it? 358 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,399 I'll send you a link. 359 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,279 Yeah, look, we'll deal with that if it becomes an issue, OK? 360 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,359 What level of sponsorship are we talking about here, George? 361 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,759 That will really depend, Hugh, on what you can bring to the table. 362 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,239 And don't say a lap-dancer. Hey? 363 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,120 Hey? (CHUCKLES) 364 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,039 No, I'm not saying that. 365 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,919 Did you have anything specific in mind? 366 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,359 Well, I'm not sure what this sort of thing costs 367 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,039 but ideally, what we would love 368 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,239 is that the club jumper be predominantly pink on the front 369 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,039 and silvery grey on the back. 370 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,719 So, like a salmon steak. Yeah! That's it. 371 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,919 And then why don't we put little fins on the side? 372 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,559 Except that would make them easier to tackle. 373 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,919 Not if they were oily. Ooh, yeah. Good point. 374 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,600 Ooh! 375 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,999 Do I detect a frosty vibe? Hopefully. 376 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,239 Wouldn't want to be wasting this awkwardness. 377 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,719 What have I done? Oh! 378 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,359 Well, I mean, you really sweet-talked him with all that stuff 379 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,719 about chicken shit and conflicts of interest, didn't you? 380 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,039 Well, that arrangement would be totally inappropriate. 381 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,519 And he's a wanker! 382 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,519 We're going to knock back business heavyweights because they're wankers? 383 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,279 We'll have no corporate sponsorships! We need to welcome wankers. 384 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,759 Be more inclusive. 385 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,679 I'm going to call out conflicts of interest when I see them. 386 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,399 Yeah. That's fine - but this is a small state. 387 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,599 If you want board members from the business community, 388 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,399 chances are they'll be involved in something 389 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,119 that benefits from the stadium. 390 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:23,079 So if a conflict of interest is inevitable, it's OK? 391 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,999 Well, you want local input. I mean, what's the conflict, really? 392 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,599 So when the board meet to decide the catering contract, 393 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,039 Brian Noice steps out of the room and his fellow directors say, 394 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,279 "Brian's a good guy and a valuable board member, 395 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,279 "and his company's sponsorship is valuable 396 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,239 "but we'll give the contract to somebody else." 397 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,079 Well, why would they do that? Exactly. Why would they? 398 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,599 So what's the problem? Seriously? 399 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,079 It's OK that his company benefits financially 400 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,639 from his position on the board? 401 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,119 That's business. 402 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,950 Oh, see, us public servants don't understand business. 403 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,719 Do you want this project to happen? 404 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,679 I'm completely agnostic about it. 405 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,559 Agnostic or atheistic? 406 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,479 Well, what I'm not going to be is a Hillsong happy clapper. 407 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,199 But are you excited about it? 408 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,799 Within the parameters of being a public servant. 409 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,159 I have no interest in sport. Jesus! 410 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,799 So no, I'm not excited. 411 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,559 I don't have an emotional attachment to a proposed building 412 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,679 or a non-existent sporting team. 413 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,639 Put that on a bumper sticker. 414 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,290 Why'd they choose you, then? (PHONE RINGS, BUZZES) 415 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,519 Hi, Jameson. Hey. 416 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,399 So I've been looking into Destiny, and, um... 417 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,919 You're on speaker! 418 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,839 You're on speaker and Destiny is with me, Jameson, so... 419 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,279 Uh...OK. Well, uh... 420 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,759 So... Uh, um... 421 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,319 So... Um... 422 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,279 Does her workspace comply ergonomically with the guidelines? 423 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,719 What? 424 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,599 Oh...yes. Yes, it completely complies. 425 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,199 Yep. Check...checked it out. Great. 426 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,279 All good. OK. Thanks, Jameson. 427 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,799 Sure. And, Destiny, I will talk to you later. 428 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,199 Please do. Just about work stuff, not Hugh. 429 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,280 Yep. Goodbye, Jameson. OK. Bye. 430 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,879 As regards to the team nickname, 431 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,879 the Tassie Devils seems to be the most popular. 432 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,359 Great. Great. 433 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,359 Great - an animal known for its facial tumours 434 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,879 that we only ever see as roadkill. 435 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,399 That's the image we want to go with? 436 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,639 But we would need to get permission from Warner Brothers 437 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,239 to use the Tasmanian Devil. 438 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,039 How can they copyright a marsupial? 439 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,559 So if we didn't get it, what are we left with? 440 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,279 A facial tumour. Be an awesome costume. 441 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,279 The bigger issue with the term 'devils', though, 442 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,199 is the religious right in Tassie, especially up north. 443 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,719 They are not going to be happy with the connotations. 444 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,199 Yeah, right. 445 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,919 You don't think we could convince them 446 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,239 that we're not actually going to be worshipping Satan? 447 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,919 Do they think the GWS Giants are actually giants? 448 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,399 Is 'giants' PC? 449 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,399 It really should be 'large people', shouldn't it? 450 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,679 Sure. 451 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,279 From now on, we'll refer to them 452 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,479 as the Greater Western Sydney Large People. 453 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,039 Assuming 'Greater' is OK. It's a bit judgemental. 454 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:59,039 Yep. Fine. Let's go with the Broader Western Sydney Large People. 455 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,159 OK. 456 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,919 Thanks, Angela. 457 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,439 There's a lot of people not happy about this stadium. 458 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,039 They are really worried about it. 459 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,279 Can we address that in some way? Yes. 460 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,519 Ah! 461 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,959 We'll build the stadium and shut them up. 462 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,159 OK. Well, I've got to prep for another focus group. 463 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,719 If anyone needs me, I'll be with my trauma counsellor. 464 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,399 If anyone wants me, I'll be in the toilet. 465 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,750 That makes it just that little bit less likely. 466 00:21:21,751 --> 00:21:25,559 Hey, I think you and I need to do a bit of a re-set. 467 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,640 Maybe we should go for a drink after work, over the road? 468 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,759 I'll be there about 5:00. 469 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,879 I've got yoga after work. Don't get out till 7:00. 470 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,079 Perfect. WOMAN: Hello, my darling boy! 471 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,239 Oh, God. Oh. President? 472 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,719 Oh, sweetheart! 473 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,439 Also chair of the Tasmanian Chamber of Nepotism. 474 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,719 Was she really the best candidate for president? 475 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,439 Oh, by several million dollars, 476 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,879 which is a skill set we'll make great use of. 477 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,119 Catherine! No big ideas for you today. 478 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,719 Awww! 479 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,559 But you're still working on 480 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,439 my Antarctic training camp idea anyway, aren't you? 481 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,079 Really pushing hard for it. 482 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,919 And my robot water carriers 483 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,439 and the goal posts with the fireworks coming out the top? 484 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,599 All progressing as I'd hoped. 485 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,879 No, I just dropped by to see how my boy's going. 486 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,359 Oh, OK. Is he? Oh, tremendous. 487 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,079 His dad and I were worried he might not be up to it, 488 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,719 but happy to be proven wrong. 489 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:25,599 He really appreciates that you both respect him for who he is. 490 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,999 Well, that's amazing that he feels like that. 491 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,119 Because the fact that I am a wealthy businesswoman 492 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:36,359 should in no way influence how you deal with him. 493 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,400 It doesn't. Good. 494 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,600 I've been treating him like scum. 495 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,719 (CHUCKLES) 496 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,400 Yeah, good. 497 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,000 ('WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES' BY THE DOOBIE BROTHERS) 498 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,760 Uh, no, thank you. 499 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,439 So, men's team in the VFL in 2026. 500 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,199 Women's team, 2027. 501 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,759 Build a training and admin facility and a stadium - 502 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,279 team in the AFL in 2028. 503 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,039 Back to Melbourne, 504 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,079 depose Alastair, run the AFL. 505 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,999 What about you? 506 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,359 Become the senior public servant in Tasmania by the time I'm 35. 507 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,399 Why wait till then? Identify your rivals. 508 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,959 Undermine them. Stab them in the back. 509 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,200 See? It's my public service naivety again. 510 00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:31,879 This is probably about my own mortality 511 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,759 but lately I've been noticing 512 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,000 how fabulous young people's skin is. 513 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,240 OK. 514 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,920 I've gotta go. 515 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,960 Hey, I didn't mean anything. I'll see you tomorrow. 516 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,719 517 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,240 Shit. 518 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,559 MEN: (BELLOW) 519 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,199 520 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,999 521 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,039 522 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,999 Morning! Jameson? 523 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,199 Yeah. Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 524 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,639 So, how do you reckon it's all going, Hugh? 525 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,119 Good? 526 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,879 Amazing. Yeah. 527 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:25,000 Everything's, uh, being done as per the contract and that? 528 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,999 Is Destiny asking you to report to her about me, 529 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,440 the way I've asked you to report to me about her? 530 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,519 No. No, no. That conversation never happened. 531 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,519 The conversation where she asked you to report on me? 532 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,799 No. I mean, yes. 533 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,159 Yes what? Yes. 534 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,359 The conversation where she asked me to report on you. 535 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,599 That conversation never happened? 536 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,079 No. 537 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,039 No, it did happen, or no, it never happened? 538 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,839 Yes. It...never happened. 539 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,239 I'm confused, because you said, no, it never happened 540 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,839 and now, yes, it never happened. 541 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,239 So am I right in saying that conversation never happened? 542 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,319 No. It never happened? 543 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,359 Uh, no, you're not right. 544 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,559 It happened but it never happened. 545 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,320 Thank you. 546 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,520 Can I have a word? Uh-huh. 547 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,319 I just want you to know that I'm sincerely sorry for last night. 548 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,359 I was making a general observation 549 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,079 and I guess trying to pay you a compliment. 550 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,719 But what I said was inappropriate. 551 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,359 It won't happen again 552 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,079 and I apologise for any discomfort it made you feel. 553 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,639 I appreciate you'd be within your rights to report this. 554 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,679 I would just... Don't worry about it. 555 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,439 You were drunk. 556 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,719 You're single, lonely, hard to warm to, sex-starved 557 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,159 and I'm attractive - I get it. 558 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,200 Thank you so much. Thank you. 559 00:25:58,201 --> 00:26:01,319 I mean, I don't think there was inherently 560 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,079 anything wrong with what I said 561 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,959 but, uh, because there's this power imbalance between us, I... 562 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,759 I don't think there's a power imbalance. 563 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,560 Oh, well... 564 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,839 Yeah. Great. Great. 565 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,639 It would have been really creepy if there was a power imbalance. 566 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,199 It would have been a different matter. 567 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,759 Right. 568 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,999 Well, great. 569 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,880 So we're good? 570 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,199 We're alright. Good morning, good morning! 571 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,879 How are we? George. 572 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,319 Morning, George. Righto. 573 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,879 I'm just passing through 574 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,599 and I thought I would drop off a sample of our product for you. 575 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:39,639 A side of our beautiful, hot-smoked salmon. 576 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,319 Magic. Thank you very much. 577 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,959 Pleasure. Destiny? Uh, no, thank you. 578 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,559 No? Come on. 579 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,039 Don't tell me that eating beautiful, fresh Tassie produce 580 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,279 is a conflict of interest. 581 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,999 Accepting a gift in these circumstances is inappropriate. 582 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,639 Destiny, come on. 583 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,799 He's not going to buy his way into a catering contract 584 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,519 with a couple of pieces of fish. 585 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,879 Hey, they're whole sides of salmon. It's not right. 586 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,999 I'm sorry, George. Don't apologise for me. 587 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,599 Sorry. I apologise for me. 588 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,279 I respect your passion. 589 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,840 I respect your beliefs. 590 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,359 But come on. Oh! It's delicious. 591 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,160 Here. 592 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,479 Um, this is for you. 593 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,000 It's a whole side of smoked salmon. 594 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,199 Oh, I'm not eating that. 595 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,040 That mob feed 'em chicken shit. 596 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,839 597 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,120 598 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,319 599 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,759 600 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,280 601 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,119 What the fuck have you two been doing? 602 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:01,199 You haven't got a song or a location for the training and admin centre. 603 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,759 You need to watch your tone. 604 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,639 Football Tasmania is soccer. You're football. 605 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,279 See, soccer is football and football's football 606 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,079 but Football Tasmania is soccer. 607 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,119 So, stadium over there 608 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,519 and potentially the training and admin facility 609 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,039 somewhere around here. 610 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,999 Somewhere around this sacred precinct. 611 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,639 What's that area over there? Oh, that's government housing. 612 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,560 Oh, yeah. How much land? 613 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,400 Captions by Red Bee Media 614 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,480 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 615 00:28:31,530 --> 00:28:36,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0